April 2009
85 posts
Twitter and the Swine Flu http://twitpic.com/4anns (via xkcd)
Go up to her at a bar with a drink a say “I LOVE buying single girls drinks”. If she says she not single chug the drink and say “Fuck you!”
It should be physically impossible to cough (or for that matter sneeze) while peeing. Brb got to go wipe down some walls
Don’t eat at the New York fries at KP mall.. Just trust me..
Best Video I've Seen Today Will Make You Smile →
“This cover of Stand By Me was recorded by completely unknown artists in a street virtual studio all around the world.” This video gave me chills.
Getting to the bar 30 minutes before last call is like a game. I ran many red lights and killed a few people to get there. And drank $100’s
A cover of Stand By Me was recorded by completely unknown artists in a street virtual studio all around the world. http://bit.ly/R4z9h
A cover of Stand By Me was recorded by completely unknown artists in a street virtual studio all around the world. http://bit.ly/R4z9h
I really should have made a better choice in schools… http://twitpic.com/45dxf
Japenese Game: Don't Ram The Boobs! →
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Blip.fm + Fluid.app + some user scripts = Awesome! http://twitpic.com/44jty
This dude could definitely kick your ass. →
Snuggies: Warm, Comfortable, Deadly? →
An in depth report about the dangers of the Snuggie.
Special Report - Snuggies: Warm, Comfortable, Deadly? http://bit.ly/oqTv3
Seen a teenage prostiute giving head to a old guy behind the building we are working at. Always fun working at night! Ahttp://bit.ly/LlijY
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Sake time!!! http://twitpic.com/42m1c
At the convention center for my job, but mainly because for all the free liqour!!
Because of delay in new episode we have 8 $20 gift certificates to Zealous Medispa in Winnipeg. Name and address sent to Chris@ampedup.tv!
Coolest Damn Web Design Ever →
It is just something you have to see to really understand.
Naked Wizard Taser Brawl At Coachella (VIDEO NSFW) →
The police officers beg and plead for the man to put on his robes, but all the Naked Wizard wants to do is be free of his wizard sleeves and hang in the breeze. He throws his colorful garb onto the…
Fuuuck me. Found 1 dying wasp in my bathroom yesterday and 4 today..I swear to go I hope there are coming from the window and now my attic..
And of course by million I meant billion..
Can the iPod Shuffle Be Swallowed? [VIDEO] →
Someone asked that question when the tiny shuffle came out, so we tried it. Well, we didn’t, but we found someone who did: The very sweet sword-swallower Heather Holiday, from the Coney Island…
“Cursebird Report: @ChrisPenney swears like a Mute.” Well fuck that fucking cunt ass shit. Fucking bastard shit sucks my ass! Want a cunt!
Girl attempts to deep-throating ipod http://bit.ly/19HUGt. Not sure if I am weirded out or in love.. [SFW]
I really want a Matcha Shake. Time to go shopping me thinks..
Definitely in love with the #tweetie app for the mac! My new default client, sorry #twirl.
RT @kylaroma Another Winnipeg Google Car sighting from my hubs- it’s making the rounds through Riverview at the moment!
RT @Flip_Publicity NXNE 2009 line up teaser http://nxne.com/music/lineup/
The 8 Stages Of Alcohol Consumption →
During the course of a night out on the town, a person likes to have a drink, or twenty. And on that voyage, there are some very clear stages you pass through. We decided to outline them for you, so…
Wait for it ... Wait for it ... Boom! →
The “Javelin” (a small, man-carried anti-tank weapon) is fired at a T72 (a 45-ton Russian battle tank) during a field test, showing how far anti-tank technology has evolved since the bazookas of…
CNBC on Mac vs PC →
Last I checked Macs don’t come with Photoshop…
Great… Someone back into my car hard when I was hanging half out the door in.. My car always takes a beating.. http://bit.ly/19Yilc
Just spent over an hour on youtube watching infomercials. Guess there are some thing you miss when canceling cable..
Pac-Man Goes Live [Video] →
Delightful Frenchman Remi Gaillard - the man behind that Mario Kart video from a few months back - returns, in what can only be dubbed “Pac-Man meets Jackass”.
Epic ‘frozen moment’ - cops and robbers Shootout... →
Carousel - a short film from Adam Berg and Stink Digital to promote Philips Cinema 21:9 LCD TV.
Engadget endorses Monster Cable? Uh, hell no. →
You know, we were as surprised as anyone to see a totally out-of-context quote of ours used on a Monster Cable site (without permission, mind you) to sell the company’s “Beats by Dre” headphones.
A new host on the show! Meet Jenna: http://twitpic.com/3fvdy
We Didn't Start the Flame War [Music Video] →
The Internet video that YOU helped write.
Billy Mays Orders Breakfast at the Drive-thru →
Holy Crap! I am getting 23 Mb/s download speed. FInally my cable company screws up for the good!